Scarlett Johansson in V Magazine

“I don’t feel like a girl anymore.”

Then maybe they shouldn’t have styled you in that YSL strawberry top that Karlie wore on the Teen Vogue cover. Yeah, just saying. It’s so youthful, innately ugly, and your hair…How 70s of them to do to you. You still look gorgeous, no doubt, but something is off. I guess it’s a change than making you look like a screen siren from the golden days of Hollywood, so I can accept it. Oh, I just caught the “Berry Scarlett.” Oh, I see what they did there. I think my problem is I generally see V as being a bit edgier. The one of you wrapping your hands by your neck and your hair blowing in your face is absolutely stunning. You’re such a natural beauty, ScarJo. Now that I let this set in and marinate, I actually see the awesomeness of this set. Carry on, pretty lady, but can we choose a new top next time, stylists?

Photographs by Inez van Lamsweerde & Vinoodh Matadin
Styling by Joe McKenna
Text by Christopher Bartley



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