Jessica Simpson – Marie Claire

So Jessica Simpson is still trying to do something with the “career” she has left. She has a TV show that isn’t doing too well, but hey, she’s trying. Gone are the days she was with Mr. Lachey, but maybe they should rekindle to fix both of their careers. They can star in the Newlyweds: Part Two. We’re Getting Back Together to Try to Get Back Our Careers and This Time We’re Figuring Out If It Is Chicken or Fish: In 3-D or something like that. I mean seriously, after Romo-Gate and all of the fans hated on her, there’s no going back easily.

Where was I? Oh yeah, she’s on May’s Marie Claire without makeup, retouching, or even regrets. Well, she obviously doesn’t regret the eyeliner she is wearing on the cover and maybe a dab here and there of makeup or she wouldn’t have done it now would she. Lies. Anyway, bitch is still flawless here and I prefer these over ANY and ALL editorials she has ever done. I mean, I remember when she landed Harpers Bazaar…I’ve been trying to forget that shiteous cover. Ucky.

What I’m trying to say is, find your talent girl. Find your freedom in the music, find your Jesus, find your Kubrik, so on and so forth. Your vocal ability has diminished and let’s not even mention that “acting” thing you tried a few times. I don’t know where else this leaves you besides on the reality circuit, but then you’re not doing well there anymore. Just give up and just be Ken Paves friend for a living. He has nothing better going for him either.

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