Lindsay Lohan for Playboy
Here are the photos you’ve all been waiting for, but probably not been waiting for. I’ll give it to Lindsay and Playboy, they created some sexy photos modeled directly from Marilyn’s editorial the magazine first ran in 1953. The girl looks hot and bless her ample tits. Haters can move to the left and stay pressed.
Magazine: Playboy January/February 2012
Actress: Lindsay Lohan
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Here’s your first look look at Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover that’s everywhere on the internet today. Lindsay is looking good on the all red cover. Yes, I am sort of excited to see what’s inside, which is supposedly going to be revealed on Ellen. I’m sure there’s more to come.
Amidst leaving her stint in jail and then rehab, the Lohan got lost in a ’70s shoe department. We’re just as confused as she seems to be. Now only if she would get lost in her career in 2004, we’d be cooking with gas or whatever metaphor would be appropriate in this situation.
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God bless America. I can buy a gun and illegal fireworks just as easy as it was for Lilo’ to break free of prison and rehab. What a lovely establishment we have running here. Now incoming: Lindsay’s media onslaught. And here you thought it was already annoying. I’ll give Vanity Fair credit for making our lady of crazy appear stunning, so there’s that.
Lindsay Lohan on Her Trial, Her Career, and the Reasons She Lost Control “If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking—so that says something, because I was fine,” Lindsay Lohan tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Nancy Jo Sales. “I think everyone has their own addictions and hopefully learns how to get past them,” she says, in an interview conducted one week before her jail time began. “I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life.”
Lohan was visibly upset when she spoke with Sales about Ali’s presence in the courtroom, calling it “heartbreaking” to see her sister cry. However, Lohan feels conflicted about her father’s unexpected appearance at the hearing, telling Sales, “The worst part of it is you turn around and you see your dad crying and normally you’d be, like, happy that your father’s there. But then he has to go and do an interview right after.”
Sales reports that Lohan thinks her career is far from over. “I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress. … And I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible—but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes,” she tells Sales.
Lohan adamantly denies rumors of drug abuse, telling Sales: “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done—to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”
Lohan blames her troubles, in part, on hanging out with the wrong crowd, Sales reports. “So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.” And when she first moved to L.A., Lohan says, “it was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have [structure] anymore—I was 18, 19—with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.” She says tabloids were her main source of news, and calls that “really scary and sad… I would look up to those girls… the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”
Sales interviews several paparazzi, and reports that Lohan often cooperates with them for a fee, though Lohan denies this. “If I called her up right now and said I’ll give you $10,000, she’d come right down,” a photographer tells Sales. “Once you’re famous, there’s always a way to make money,” another photographer says. “She might not be doing what she’d like to be doing, but she’ll always be Lindsay Lohan.”
The October issue of Vanity Fair will be available on newsstands in New York and L.A. on Thursday, September 2, and nationally and on the iPad on Tuesday, September 7.
Here’s your first look, people. I’m sure the rest of the images will be flooding in shortly.
Ellen von Unwerth shoots Linds as a sexy pin-up in August’s Vogue Italia. Girlfriend doesn’t look bad. While she may be in rehabilitation for 90 days, the girl saved up for her time away from whatever she does with her life. I would say this is one of her better shoots in a while. There aren’t any misplaced belly buttons floating off the map, so congratulations to her I guess. I’m going to tell myself none of this is trashy in the least and will keep saying she can change when all of this is over. Some may wish that she goes ahead and stick her head in that oven, but I’m supporting her future endeavors. I got your back, Cady Heron: Fully Loaded. She’ll come through, right?
Title: Lindsay Lohan
Magazine: Vogue Italia August 2010
Model: Lindsay Lohan
Photographer: Ellen von Unwerth
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I often ponder many things such as why the good things in life are always the worst things for you (You know what I’m saying, LL?), why I happened to see a crazy, tanned old man in a floral shirt with short shorts in my work and almost five hours later while glancing into McDonald’s while waiting in the drive-thru. Also, I wonder where Lindsay’s belly button has gone to? I understand those are high-waisted bottoms, but I just feel it may have drifted off the map.
The Lohan doesn’t look particularly bad and I rather enjoy the cover and her bikini that is trapped somewhere between the 90s and now, I just wish she didn’t look like that. A little less makeup, a little less over-processed hair/extensions, and a little shower never hurt anyone. I’m tired of seeing high school girls with their raccoon eyes, so I don’t need to see it outside of work and on magazines, Linds. Have fun in jail, darling. I believe that you can do it, so stop your whining and just get it over with. If all else fails, I’m sure Hollywood will help you with Herbie Fully Loaded 2: [Insert Clever Title Here].
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Girlfriend is only 16 by the way. At this rate, I’ve determined she’s aging faster than the Lohan and will reach her 42nd birthday in three years. Stay classy, T.Momsen. Stay classy.
Oh, Linds…once again you get to sport an ever so awesome ankle monitor. I love that she shows up in court (about time) trying to be conservative, yet still showing some cleavage. Stay classy, Lilo. I know, I’d hate people interfering in my life as well, but you were ordered to probation and you need to follow those conditions. Meanwhile, I like your pants and pumps combination. Almost looked fashionable and professional.
I’m expecting some very chic ankle bracelet moments in the coming months. I just remember that summer (images below) where she went to those celebrity beach parties and wore the bracelet around like it was nothing and clearly a fashion statement. Luckily, I’m certain Lagerfeld will not be presenting designer versions on Chanel runways again anytime soon. Get your act together, fire crotch.
Before we get into her attire, girlfriend looks rough. While most of the time I feel the lady needs a Big Mac and a large pizza with extra cheese, she desperately needs the sleeping chamber Michael Jackson once reportedly used to sleep in, and dear God hopefully never with Bubbles. With that said, we’ve only seen her casual looks on rare occasions, this HERE is the only one coming to mind. We hoped to never see that day again. While on subject, how did I ever miss Lindsay holding a child? Moving on.
When we write about what Miss Gaga is wearing we hardly write anything seriously. I mean, she all costume and crazy with a capital “C.” You must just appreciate her for being her and move on and get back to watching reruns of Real Housewives and Real Chance of Love or whatever you do with your sad existence. Since she’s casually hitting up the grocery store, I feel she’s well-equipped for the beating complete with shin guards since she isn’t technically in costume.
Somewhere between touring and Los Angeles she must have detoured in Blossom’s closet of 90′s past. Yeah, maybe she’s not equipped with an awful hat with some faux-flower sewed on, those horrendous pink, cut-off, embroidered pants I could have sworn seeing my sister or cousins wear growing up, and I do hope they were full-length at that, takes place of Blossom’s crazy headgear. The jacket looks like a floral couch that once were popular. Maybe she wants people to sit on her and who am I to judge, but a sofa is nothing to wear around the town. At the same time, I almost want to call it chic. Nah, who am I kidding?
Despite everything that is disastrous about this whole look, I’m not completely shunning her. This is where her character comes back to play. Sure she says there is no differentiation between Stefani and Lady Gaga, but you know what I mean, right? I can’t completely think she looks awful. A mess, yes. Like a crazy cat lady that has ventured into her love of American Apparel and fashion, maybe so. I think she’s up to something and I don’t know if I want to know what that may be.
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What is going up with her XYZ situation? It appears she’s all zipped up, but it appears to be open. Another matter for another day I suppose.
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Hey, probably her assistant girl. A side-pony?! Really? Also, I’m sure the weather is quite pleasant in LA right now. I’m not there, but it surely is. While Gaga hardly wears pants so the city could be having some unnaturally cold weather, I’m just saying. Check yourself, girl.
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These new photos of Linds have been running rampant around gossip blogs for the past week. They say they’re just art and that’s fine, but they would be just the type of images you would see at this point in her life. Whether she actually has a problem or not is under debate, but shouldn’t she be focusing less on “shock art” and more on cleaning up her image a bit? In no way do I personally have a problem with these, but the general public are going to view them and be all, “oh, Lindsay is so out of control.” I can admit these are gruesome, but I don’t even find a need for all of the shock throughout the set. The whole series of photos aren’t really that cohesive. We have the gun which is reminiscent to the knife scenario a few years ago, then we have it pointed at her, then her posing with the blood, and then she’s all, “I’m Linds-rico Suave with sexy stunner shades and lips.” I’ve said I’ll always back you up Lilo, but at some point this act gets a little tiring and I can’t dream to be the friend that slides a drink to you behind everyone’s back. Let’s get responsible, not retarded.
