The September Issue: Lady Gaga

So here it is in all of the 916 pages of glory. A new phone book for another decade of fashion. At first look I will admit that I loved this. Don’t ask me why, these are things I cannot explain. At second glance, well, I find it rather off-putting to say the least. It’s not so much Lady Gaga herself, but rather that the clashing color choices are just so…and the red ribbon…the magenta…I don’t know. I’m also going to put it out there that they could have chosen something a little better. Sure, Marc Jacobs is an acceptable choice for a milestone (120 years of Vogue), but I feel something would have been a better choice. Prada put out these wonderfully printed suits that would have been fabulous. You know what would also have been fabulous for the anniversary? A model. A newly formed supermodel-in-training. Karlie Kloss. Maybe a little less Rupaul, no? Dreams, right?

Vogue September 2012
Musician: Lady Gaga
Photographer: Mert & Marcus
Stylist: Grace Coddington

Numéro Paris March 2012: Karlie, Saskia, Aymeline

Karlie Kloss

There may be more covers coming, but I’m going to focus on these right now. I believe this may be Miss Kloss’s first shoot with Karl, so I’m going to say this is really major for her career. May she become a Chanel girl, amen. Covering in Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture, Karlie’s cover was the first to be revealed and obviously our girl is working it. Need the editorials ASAP.

Numéro Paris March 2012
Models: Karlie Kloss, Saskia De Brauw, Aymeline Valade
Photographer: Karl Lagerfeld

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T Style Spring 2012: Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey

By now, if you haven’t dove into the sultry, honey-dripping vocals of Miss Del Rey yet, you are far behind. Probably as far behind as I am with this cover, but hey, why not play catch-up, right? Say what you want, but girl is a big hit, plump lips, old Hollywood waves and all. Her personal style isn’t quite a hit yet, although Mulberry has already named a bag after her, and she can’t run around in a floral crown all of the time. The music is what matters.

Also, can I put it out there, Terry Richardson looks exactly how he looks in photos. Maybe even less creepy. Food for thought.

T Style Spring 2012
Musician: Lana Del Rey
Photographer: Terry Richardson

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Self Service SS 2012: Daphne Groeneveld

Daphne Groeneveld

Okay, okay, that’s it. I am officially on the Daphne train, ready to take off and chug along into “super” status. I get her and I cherish her. She is a stunning creature and I support her. Basically, Daphne, I salute you.

Self Service Spring Summer 2012
Model: Daphne Groeneveld
Photographer: Alasdair McLellan

Daphne Groeneveld

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The issue has already hit newsstands, but I couldn’t pass this double cover up of my queen, Kate. Sadly, I don’t know which cover I need; possibly both. Virginal Sister Kate or the seductress with a deep red lip, black leather and lace? Decisions decisions.

W March 2012
Model: Kate Moss
Photographer: Steven Klein

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Playboy: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan for Playboy

Here are the photos you’ve all been waiting for, but probably not been waiting for. I’ll give it to Lindsay and Playboy, they created some sexy photos modeled directly from Marilyn’s editorial the magazine first ran in 1953. The girl looks hot and bless her ample tits. Haters can move to the left and stay pressed.

Magazine: Playboy January/February 2012
Actress: Lindsay Lohan

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Playboy: Lindsay Lohan

Here’s your first look look at Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover that’s everywhere on the internet today. Lindsay is looking good on the all red cover. Yes, I am sort of excited to see what’s inside, which is supposedly going to be revealed on Ellen. I’m sure there’s more to come.

Vogue Italia: Karlie Kloss

She really has quite the body, doesn’t she? Whoever is in charge of Karlie’s career deserves a pat on the back. There is this push to make her a supermodel, much like Gisele, and she’s getting so close. We all know Karlie has what it takes, but will she be the next household name? I’m thinking yes.

What makes me laugh about all of this is everyone being stunned by her new sexy image. Yeah, I still think she’s 15 and seeing Karlie’s areolas is just…well, you know, you feel like bathing and pouring rubbing alcohol on your eyes. Turns out all of those seasons as the face of Dior added up and she’s 19 now, so I think fembot Karlie is here to slay. Bitches better stay clear on the runway.

Title: Body by Kloss
Magazine: Vogue Italia December 2011
Model: Karlie Kloss
Photographer: Stephen Meisel
Stylist: Carlyne Cerf De Dudzeele

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Behind the Scenes: Karlie for Vogue Italia

My baby is growing up. I’ve been weeping at how much Karlie Kloss has been slaying recently. Although her career has been huge since she debuted, now she’s becoming a household name thanks to Victoria’s Secret. Girl will be cashing those checks for years to come with that killer body of hers. 19 brought a whole new career for Karlie.

Vogue España

Rough.

Well, Claudia looks great. I also can see that Dolce & Gabbana is going to be in a lot of editorials and on a lot of covers.

But really. Rough.

Magazine: Vogue España September 2011
Models: Eva Herzigova, Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer
Photographer: Tom Munro

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