Gaga Casual

Before we get into her attire, girlfriend looks rough. While most of the time I feel the lady needs a Big Mac and a large pizza with extra cheese, she desperately needs the sleeping chamber Michael Jackson once reportedly used to sleep in, and dear God hopefully never with Bubbles. With that said, we’ve only seen her casual looks on rare occasions, this HERE is the only one coming to mind. We hoped to never see that day again. While on subject, how did I ever miss Lindsay holding a child? Moving on.

When we write about what Miss Gaga is wearing we hardly write anything seriously. I mean, she all costume and crazy with a capital “C.” You must just appreciate her for being her and move on and get back to watching reruns of Real Housewives and Real Chance of Love or whatever you do with your sad existence. Since she’s casually hitting up the grocery store, I feel she’s well-equipped for the beating complete with shin guards since she isn’t technically in costume.

Somewhere between touring and Los Angeles she must have detoured in Blossom’s closet of 90′s past. Yeah, maybe she’s not equipped with an awful hat with some faux-flower sewed on, those horrendous pink, cut-off, embroidered pants I could have sworn seeing my sister or cousins wear growing up, and I do hope they were full-length at that, takes place of Blossom’s crazy headgear. The jacket looks like a floral couch that once were popular. Maybe she wants people to sit on her and who am I to judge, but a sofa is nothing to wear around the town. At the same time, I almost want to call it chic. Nah, who am I kidding?

Despite everything that is disastrous about this whole look, I’m not completely shunning her. This is where her character comes back to play. Sure she says there is no differentiation between Stefani and Lady Gaga, but you know what I mean, right? I can’t completely think she looks awful. A mess, yes. Like a crazy cat lady that has ventured into her love of American Apparel and fashion, maybe so. I think she’s up to something and I don’t know if I want to know what that may be.

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What is going up with her XYZ situation? It appears she’s all zipped up, but it appears to be open. Another matter for another day I suppose.

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Hey, probably her assistant girl. A side-pony?! Really? Also, I’m sure the weather is quite pleasant in LA right now. I’m not there, but it surely is. While Gaga hardly wears pants so the city could be having some unnaturally cold weather, I’m just saying. Check yourself, girl.

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Lindsay Lohan With Guns and Blood

These  new photos of Linds have been running rampant around gossip blogs for the past week. They say they’re just art and that’s fine, but they would be just the type of images you would see at this point in her life. Whether she actually has a problem or not is under debate, but shouldn’t she be focusing less on “shock art” and more on cleaning up her image a bit? In no way do I personally have a problem with these, but the general public are going to view them and be all, “oh, Lindsay is so out of control.” I can admit these are gruesome, but I don’t even find a need for all of the shock throughout the set. The whole series of photos aren’t really that cohesive. We have the gun which is reminiscent to the knife scenario a few years ago, then we have it pointed at her, then her posing with the blood, and then she’s all, “I’m Linds-rico Suave with sexy stunner shades and lips.” I’ve said I’ll always back you up Lilo, but at some point this act gets a little tiring and I can’t dream to be the friend that slides a drink to you behind everyone’s back. Let’s get responsible, not retarded.

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Naomi Campbell on Oprah

YES! Glamazon supermodel for over two decades will have her segment on Oprah air this Monday. If you have never left the house, you may not know who this woman is. She’s notorious for throwing phones at people like she’s at war and one of the most successful black models, and lately being questioned for accepting a ‘blood diamond‘ from Charles Taylor in 1997 while visiting Nelson Mandela’s house . You have to love bat-shit crazy! The thing that gets me is that not only did Oprah have her sign the “No Phone Zone,” a pledge that Oprah devised to not text and drive, but she had Naomi agree to sign a new pledge to not throw phones that Oprah would create after the show. Only on Oprah will we find this amount of crazy bitches. First Tom Cruise going absolutely ape-shit and now Oprah having Naomi sign a pledge to not throw phones. Where will we go next?

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Not Myself Tonight

I’m in love with all of the sexy attire. Emma will be sporting that sexy leotard and all will be fine with the world.

So I’m taking a different take on the fashions sported in this video. The first thing everyone sees are the Gaga similarities. Blah, blah, blah, the glitter monster Ke$ha has never said it better herself. The similarities people have pointed out are the Carrera sunglasses, the flames, the PVC or latex skirt and bra, and whatever else that is very minute. It doesn’t take a scientist to see that all of these ladies get inspiration from Madonna. She set pop standards from the 80s on wherever those standards are is up to you. Anyway, the Madonna similarities are stronger than Gaga’s. S a D and accept it. While X-Tina is not herself tonight, I feel this video has nothing to do with what actually has to come.

1) The S&M theme. Nothing new.

2) Monocles, staircases, and smoke. Direct sequence almost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVcUzP_O_8

Anyhoodle, here is Aguilera’s sexy new video:

Scarlett Talks Beauty and D&G

There are two celebrities that I can accept doing fashion campaigns. Both of these celebrities are both faces for Dolce & Gabbana and this one in particular is obviously the very striking and beautiful, Scarlett Johansson. I’ve always thought she was a striking woman and a very talented one at that. Doesn’t this video give out a Marilyn Monroe-esque look to her? She’s a very intelligent woman and I want to see more of her in films and not just an upcoming summer blockbuster. Give it to me, Scarlett. Give it to me hard.

Fashion Quote

“The industry consensus is “more models and less celebs,” and we couldn’t agree more. Now if only Vogue felt the same way about their covers.”

- Kate Kauntitz on WWD article over how models are preferred for fashion.

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The “Material Girl” and Daughter = Gorgeous Duo

We see where Lourdes gets her looks from. Madonna is looking as divine as better, maybe even better than she has looked in a long while. Maybe a little to a lot of work have contributed, but the “Queen of Pop” certainly is aging better than most. Say what you want about “Muscles McGee,” girlfriend’s body is more toned and in-shape at 51 than mine will ever be. Lourdes is so pretty and I wish I knew right what her dress is. I like her style, but then her mother is Madonna. It’s nice to see the unibrow disappeared.

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The World’s 10 Most Powerful Luxury Brands

Millword Brown Optimor released the world’s 10 most powerful luxury brands. Not much really changed in the list except Hennessy, a LVMH owned brand, and Rolex flipflopped as well as Moët & Chandon, another LVMH brand, and Cartier. Tiffany & Co. is the newest addition to the list. No real surprises here. While they can be a tad tacky, sorority girls alike here on campus have singlehandedly been dropping their Coach bags and slowly purchasing Louis Vuitton’s to flaunt and keep the company at the top. I see what you girls are up to. With the addition of Tiffany & Co., we note that diamonds may not be a girl’s “best” friend, but maybe handbags and alcohol are their true bff’s that they’re having breakfast with. Oh, I went there. These are the names synonymous with luxury and are more or less here to stay.

1. Louis Vuitton

2. Hermès

3. Gucci

4. Chanel

5. Hennessy

6. Rolex

7. Moët & Chandon

8. Cartier

9. Fendi

10. Tiffany & Co.

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Adriana Lima is Back!

Sexy Adriana is back for her first-ever LIVE shoot for all to watch with acclaimed fashion photographer Russell James for James’ ongoing Nomad Two Worlds project, which is dedicated to preserving indigenous rights and creating awareness for child health research. Lima had been on hiatus from the modeling world for the birth of her first child.! The previews have hit the web and she’s sexier than ever. With those genes, I’m sure a child hasn’t done much to affect this spicy South American bombshell.

Live from New York City on Wednesday, April 28th at 6PM Eastern Time

Vogue Paris – Haute Couture McQueen Tribute

I love Vogue Paris! If someone could get me a subscription to look at Carine Roitfeld’s genius, that would be greatly appreciated. In the May issue, Carine styles, Steven Klein shoots, and Lily Donaldson models in an Haute Couture tribute to the late, great Alexander McQueen. Dressed in Margiela, Dior Haute Couture, Lily is this powerful woman in Erotica that gives visual reminders to a phase in Madonna’s career mixed with a tablespoon of Grace Jones and a 1/4 cup of Annie Lennox. Bitch clearly werk’s it and is flawless nonetheless. Haute couture is the highest form of fashion, has the most craftsmanship, and is the most beautiful. It’s just what I needed to see.

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